Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.
It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.
Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.
My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back
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