The Undertow is illiterate and quick to anger when its masculinity feels threatened. The root of its anger is due to repeated head trauma as an infant. It can be found in sleazy strip joints, or Pottery Barn, depending on the time of day. The Undertow is easily outsmarted and is in danger of extinction. No effort has been made to save this species.
That Undertow gives a bad name to all Jets fans.
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