N. A giant sea turtle that when kissed by a fairy princess becomes a chicken leg. Once eaten and digested it becomes fesces. If the fesces is lucky enough to be spread onto a field of cocoa plants the plants will absorb the initial energy derived from swimming through the ocean for 200 years and will become an umpa lumpa plant. This plant must then go through a rigorous inspection process which enables only the stongest of umpa lumpa's to not be cast into the hog feed. Once through inspection, the umpa lumpa is given a host body and put to work in the cocoa factory.
The umpa lumpa is a carnivore.
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