University of Non-Learning Vacation
Michael what are you going to do after high school?
Michael: Well I watch a lot of poker on ESPN and I think I'm going to win millions at the casino poker tournaments, but I don't have the money to go to Vegas right now, maybe Mommy and Daddy will pay for my over pampered neanderthalic ass to go to UNLV. I won't pass a class but it will be like a six month free vacation.
AKA: What the University of Nevada-Las Vegas is starting to become.
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