A book that Stephenie Meyer probably wrote in around ten minutes. She has NO idea what a vampire is, she has NO idea how to make characters develop, and she has NO idea how to come up with a story that hasn't already been used. Yeah, she copied a T.V. show called Roswell. In Meyerland, vampires glitter when the sunlight hits their skin. They play baseball when there is a storm, because every time the ball hits the bat thunder occurs. They have no fangs and call themselves "vegetarians". A lot of people call Bella a Mary Sue, but I disagree. Mary Sues are supposed to be perfect. Bella loves a sadistic fairy, nothing pleases her, and she complains about how she has never had a boyfriend, even though she turned down probably the whole population of her school. None of the characters develop or change over time, and they have no personality.
Max isn't from Earth. He isn't supposed to get attached to anyone human, so he's a loner. There are two other unearathly ones, Isabelle and Michael. Isabelle is pretty mean sometimes, and Michael doesn't have control over his alien powers. Max meets Liz in the biology room and constantly stares at her. Eventually they fall in love, even though they aren't supposed to.
Edward is a vampire. He isn't supposed to converse with people because it would be too easy to uncover his vampirish self. There are three other vampires: Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett. Rosalie can be pretty mean sometimes, and Jasper can't control his vampire powers. Edward and Bella meet in the biology room. Edward always stares at Bella. They aren't supposed to fall in love, but they to anyway.
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