The extremely shitty book and movie series made by Stephanie Meyers. For some reason, a shitload of teenage whores and faggots absolutely love Twilight, even though it's cliched, shallow, and about a girl falling in love with a stalker "vampire" who watches her when she sleeps and sparkles in sunlight. Also, the series is a disgrace to everyone who has ever written a book or made a movie about vampires and werewolves.
Twilight Fangirl/fag: AWMIGAWD EDWARD IS HAWT!!!!! I WANT HIM 2 ABUSE ME AND STALK ME AND KIL ME AND RAPE MI DED BODY!!!!
Actual human being: *punches fangirl/fag in the face* FUCK YOU. Oh, and Romeo and Juliet may be one of the worst stories ever written, but it's still a hell of a lot better than Twilight.
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