When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."
Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?
Uhmmmm check for what?
Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"
Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
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