A barbarian tribe native to Troy, New York. They possess a unique language and a distinct culture known as hooliganism. Troylets are generally satisfied with their lives and have no interest in leaving their ancestral homeland. Or getting jobs. Or treating women with civility.
Troylets often participate in barbarian raids on Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, a rich, fortified settlement deep within their territory. These raids are typically repelled by the campus militia, known as Public Safety. On occasion, the Troylet raiding parties make it as far as "The Union," one of RPI's most potent defenses, where they are lured into attempting skateboard tricks and subsequently knocking their teeth out and otherwise injuring themselves.
"ATTENTION! A large Troylet raiding party has been sighted approaching campus from the south. All military personnel are ordered to report to the armory at once. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill." - RPI campus alert system
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