Phil posts thread about his massive horse cock and how he can't find a circus tent large enough to safely protect his enormous package from the forces of evil; ie: pregnancy, the clap, herpes, irritable bowel syndrome.
Dustin replies saying that a Hefty bag will do the trick as he too was looking for a cargo net large enough to withstand the full girth that is his man-dong.
Phil posts about his enormous cock hoping that females would hop right on it, but instead he was Trojowned by Dustin when he slapped Phil in the face with his giant e-cock.
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