To cum, puke, and shit yourself simultaneously.
Laura the Manager: Right, is there anything else I need to know?
Nathan: *raises hand* Just before I started my community service, there was an incident with this girl. I picked her up in this dentist's waiting room - like she was having some kind of oral surgery. So we go out. A few drinks, a couple of kebabs, and then it's straight back to her place and start with the shagging. And I've built up a nice rhythm and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just have her in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell break's loose. I tripled my self.
Laura the Manager: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
Nathan: You know, triple. It's when you cum, puke, and shit yourself all at the same time.
Kelly: For fuck's sake
Nathan: Three bodily functions, doing the triple.
Nathan: You're telling me that's never happened to you?
Nathan: Anyways, I lied about my name, so she probably doesn't even remember me.
Alisha: I don't think she's ever forgetting you.
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