A fantard of the bullet hell series Touhou, is extremely loyal to the Touhou series and will insult anyone who dares to dislike Touhou. Looks at A LOT OF FUCKING fan art and praises the series like it's a fucking shiny diamond holy grail. May fap to R34 of Touhou. They talk about Touhou a lot and it gets on people's nerves, even those who like the series but don't want to hear it being spread everywhere. If you question them about how they paste it everywhere and how they insult people because they don't like the series, they will go apeshit on you. Then they say they'll never be friends with you again. Then, they go bitch about it to all the other Touhoes. And the Touhoe you pissed off will most likely hold a grudge against you. If they go bitch about you on the forums, they'll be banned (serves them assholes right). Claims to have played and finished every single Touhou game sometimes when in reality, the first Touhou game is so fucking boring nobody is likely to finish it. THERE IS ALSO A LOT OF TOUHOU GAMES.
Touhoe 1: Flin dareeaaa scwarlet is liek 696969% tougher then chuk norrissss!!!!
Normal Touhou Fan: Please, stop spamming this stuff everywhere. Nobody even likes Chuck Norris jokes.
Touhoe 1: OMG YOU FUCKING DUMB BITCH UR GETTING BLOCKED!!!! FLANDRE WILL FCKING MURDER U AT NIGH BECAUS U SAID THT FUCKING ASSHOLE
Touhoe 1: lol lok at this dumb fucktrd who hates touhou
Touhoe 2, 3 and 4: HAHA U OWNED HIM
Touhoe 5: dud have u ever played touhou
Person: uh, no?
Touhoe 5: try it out it like the bst game eva!!!
Person: I didn't like it. Not because it was hard, but for other reasons.
Touhoe 5: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!! BLOCKED
Touhoe 5 goes to Touhou forum and shows it to people on the forum
Normal Touhou Fan 1: Get out
Normal Touhou Fan 2: ur a baka
Touhou Forum Moderator: You're getting banned!
Touhoe 5 after getting banned: HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDS THEY DON'T EVEN LOVE TOUHOU THEY'RE JUST PRETENDING FUCK THESE PEOPLE
Touhoe 5 shows what happened to the other Touhoes
All of the Touhoes: wow u owned those fuckin' faggots, they will die irl
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