While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.
Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.
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