good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka Italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by Jewish people.
Italian person: "My mom makes the best pasta."
Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.
(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)
I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.
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