A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces
that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!
Prices shown in USD.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.