The evil monster living in or under your toilet. A controversial subject of much curiousity. Not many people no much about the toilet monster. Many think it has an endless hunger for piss and finklematter. Some think it the explanation for why things such as a Cottonelle Caper or Chocolate Dumpling exist. Also the most expensive part of the toilet.
The shit that I took in the toilet at Meyers had to be eaten by my seeing eye dog, because the sick fucks didn't have a braille sign saying "Toilet Monster NOT in toilets! Don't take a shit, you blind fucking bastard."
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