To sit in a corner and cry pathetically and wallow in self pity, possibly while watching Twilight
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I've been timming off all night...
Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.
Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
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