While someone is sleeping, you put your sack on their face, from the forehead, nuts pointing towards the nose. Place one testicle upon each of the poor fuck's eyeballs, then wake them up and laugh at their life.
I Tiajuana Alarm Clocked Bob, and he was like, 'Dude, your nuts smell nice.' I found a new roomie.
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