Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.
1. Half Human, Half Horse
2. Half Human, Half Gorilla
3. Half Human, Half Locomotive
4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch
Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.
Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?
Football Fan: I hate you so much.
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