While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.
"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
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