A Thomas Edison occurs when one takes a light-bulb,
inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples.
Attach the positive to the
left nipple, and the negative
to the right nipple.
Then, after a desirable electrocution,
you smash the light-bulb inside her,
and insert your penis in her
The Thomas Edison was the most fun I've had in ever.
My wife is now lovering me more than ever.
I'm so lucky to have her
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