A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.
The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.
The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!
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