Ingredients: Pubes, Penis, Bacardi 151, Computer, Lighter.
Time: 4 Months
1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.
2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.
3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.
5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Person 1: Why does Pete's Desk have burnt marks on it?
Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.
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