The tattered remains of the clan attempt to take refuge at Circe’s webcam show. However, Circe baits half of Odysseus’s men into buying premium accounts, and Odysseus is forced to stop their subscriptions for them with the help of Hermes the hacker. Hermes gives Odysseus the password for the admin account (password: moly), and Odysseus then removes his men from the list of premium subscribers. Circe then falls in love with Odysseus, and agrees to help him locate his clan’s homepage.
She directs him to 4chan’s thread archive, where Odysseus finds a thread with Philosoraptor/Teiresias being OP. Odysseus bumps the thread with a necropost, and Philosoraptor/Teiresias responds with a post containing guidance for the dangers ahead. Other users find the thread, though, and start replying as well. Odysseus’s mother copy-pastes a creepypasta from /x/ describing her death and the situation at home, and Agamemnon gives Odysseus dating advice while warning him of telling women to go make him a sandwich.
Bypass 1500 character count pl0x?
An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.
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