The Jonas Brothers, otherwised known as TJB, JB, and to anyone who is sane ugly hairy trolls that need to get singing lessons.
The Jonas Brother are a disgrace to music. Period. Horrible lyrics, crappy beats, and EAR BLEEDING SINGING VOICES.
They are- for one- another crappy musical talent produced by Disney Channel. All their fans consists to 10-16 year old girls who have no taste in music what-so-ever and only like them because they're supposedly 'hot/sexy/attractive'. This is another issue.
For two, the Jonas Brothers are ugly. Especially Nick Jonas and Kevin Jonas. They all have (what I like to call) 'caterpillar eyebrows'. If they plucked, they'd look pretty decent. Also, if they didn't try to dress in an emo-like fashion, they'd be okay. I'm talking to you Kevin, Joe, Nick. Get a new style, cause you guys are posers.
For three, like I said above, they're posers. They're wanna-be rockstars with crappy lyrics. When you look me in the eyes? I'll never look you guys in the eyes, for the fact I might die by your ugly!
Four- you know TJB sucks when Nick Jonas actually dated Miley Cyrus. That just tells you they have no talent. Or, maybe they did, but Nick lip-locked Miley so many times her bad singing talent along with her bad acting talent rubbed off on him and eventually rubbed off on his brothers.
Lets just pray to God that if Frankie Jonas actually gets a Disney Channel carreer that he won't suck as much as his older brothers.
Fan-Girl: Have you seen the Jonas Brothers? Omg, Joe/Nick/Kevin is SO HAWT!
Mr. T: I pity you, fool.
Anti-JB Fan: OMG MY EYES BURN AND MY EARS BLEED AT THE SIGHT OF THE JONAS BROTHERS IN TIGHT WHITE PANTS AND THE SOUND OF THEIR DYING CAT-LIKE SCREECHES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LYRICS!
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