When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.
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