The Glendale Motel is an absolute slop hole. It is a homeless shelter in the winter and the shittiest motel in all of America. The Glendale is located in Seaside Heights, NJ. If you stay at there, you will most likely contract several diseases, including but not limited to: pink eye, ringworm, herpes, the spanish flu, gonorrhea, AIDS, anal abscess, heart failure, and sometimes even death.
It is prom weekend. The GL seniors are ready to rage and they set off for the Glendale Motel.
They never return.
THE SICKNESS IS REAL.
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