The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.
The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.
I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.
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