Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best
#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*
#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*
#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*
#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*
- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*
- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*
- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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