The Techno Viking is a German Techno enthusiast whom makes it his job to defend blue-haired chicks and uphold the balance of bad-assery whereever he goes. With his mighty finger, he will point and strike fear into the hearts of tools who try to run into (copping a feel, maybe?) blue-haired chicks. He will then dance the night away... hell, he's so badass, he drinks from upside-down water bottles!
He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.
See also: Man-Crush
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Andrew Dice Clay is to not being funny.... aka, Techno Viking is pretty fucking badass!
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
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