A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
Calvin is a total tear jerker.
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