A radical group of Republicans who believe avoiding change and sticking to outdated and noneffective ideals is smart. This group has amassed a large following in recent years by exploiting the political ignorance and general sheepishness of Americans (AKA, Joe The Plumber) via scare tactics and promises of an end to the "Liberal Elite's corrupted agenda". This groups success is a testament to the stupidity of the American populace.
When a bunch of contradicting rednecks (grassroots is the polite term) come into your house, accuse you of being a commu-terrorist who hates America, rape you and your family's minds with their back-asswards ideas and derogatory statements, and splash boiling oil on your face.
Guy #1: "Hey man, what political party are you?"
Guy #2: "Oh, I'm Republican..."
Guy #1: "Don't Republicans all worship themselves, contradict everything ever, and kill people?"
Guy #2: "No. You're thinking of The Tea Party! They misrepresent Republicans to the highest degree. They misrepresent people to the highest degree."
Guy #1: "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Guy #2: "I WAS going to watch that new Justin Beiber documentary with my family, but some people came over and had a tea party in our living room."
Guy #1: "I am so sorry to hear that... Are the kids OK?"
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