The Only Way Is Essex (popularly abbreviated to 'TOWIE'):
An unbearably awful television programme, comparable to the crusty wank-stains on the knickers of your grandma's urine-soaked, faecal-filled incontinence pants. The show also consists of fake, orange, talentless chav 'actors' who are severely mentally retarded, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the World of their existence.
I watched TOWIE last night. No amount of therapy will make what I saw, ok.
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