Tewksbury Memorial High School.Probably the worst fucking school ever. In the world. Ever. Very famous for sucking loads of ass. The school is falling apart (literally) and its losing its creditation, it sucks so much people FROM Tewksbury don't even want to go there. If you take a look in the typical TMHS bathroom you will probably find a few broken toilets, a moldy sink, some broken tiles, a cracked mirror, an anti-drug poster, and some marijuana. The lockers are all dented and full of nerds, the students all tryto play it off like the education is good as anywhere else, but thats a huge load of horseshit, considering the average class size is about 30 people, because Tewksbury can only afford like 4 teachers. Also in D-Hall you will find an attractive brown ooze coming out of walls. No one knows what it is but Scientists are trying to come up with an answer. Also the Athletic director "Mr.Hickey" is about 100,000 lbs and he can barely walk let alone direct anything especially athletics.
Tod: Hey where you goin to high school?
Debb: I'm goin to TMHS
Tod: Wow. Why don't you just kill yourself now. Really.
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