A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
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