Zarloffian god of random creativity and fits of drunken violence. THA is believed to have sprouted forth from the loins of an assortment of hobos from New York to Bangladesh. THA is believed to have slewn the ice dragon, Kapplekorn the Sort-of Confused, but it was only a rusted tree stump; and owns and shield made from dry, flattened feces he recieved as sacrifices from his disciples in Detroit. The Zarloffians believe that the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius was THA defecating a defecation of monolithic proportions that he'd apparently been holding for centuries.
THA will grind you to dust with his iron lymph nodes...bitch. Then drunkenly whore about the town square...
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