Coined by an omniscient man while intoxicated at a party.
TAI refers to being under the influence of a substance, primarily alcohol.
Brendan: Hey slut!
Mitch: How, you doing cap?
Brant: Hey guys, you want to go fuck a blowup doll?
Mitch: I'm a slut.
Brendan: Lately, I have been teaching myself slutish, a cutie language developed from autistic savants.
Mitch: Cap, how many languages do you know?
Brendan: Approximately 27.
Brant: My jizz tastes salty.
Mitch: You wanna TAI tonight?
Mitch: Should I call ppl?
Brendan: Ya, you should organize it.
---------------------(night of the party)---------------------
Alex: I'm TAIing tonight (woot) (woot)
Mark: Yep (pops the cork)
Drew: Hell yah (chugs)
Matt: What Kathy doesn't know won't hurt her! (gulps)
Brant (calls Brendan): Why wasn't I invited?
Brendan (answers phone): Umm, uhh (hangs up)
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