The Swine Flu; also known as porker virus, is becoming an epidemic throughout North America. It is considered to curl your nose up and will make you snort like a pig when you laugh. The Swine Flu originated from Mexico because the pigs there ate radioactive shit. This is now spreading throughout the United States. Please grab the people closest to you and stay away from pork, and people that look like pigs.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Eric? He looks like a pig.
Guy 2: Stay away from him he has the Swine Flu.
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