When urinating and something happens to mess up your aim and you get urine on the walls, curtain, etc.
(Tommy Walks into bathroom)
Tommy: Oh god! Paul, what happened?!? There's urine on the walls!
Paul: Oh, right. Sorry, I had swervy dick when I sneezed.
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