1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
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