A female who has several kids to increase her welfare cheque so she can go out to the bars every night with three pounds of make up on drunk as fuck wearing the same prostitute outfit in hopes she stumbles on to a random dick that will take her home so she can sponge cigarettes, drugs, and money. The next morning this female looks like a doll that was thrown in a swamp.
guy 1 "You didn't take home that train wreck last night did you?"
guy 2 "I did, I can't believe I nailed a swamp dolly. I am never drinking again."
guy 1 "Ewww, were not friends anymore."
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