a personal trainer with super powers that include:
1. Super Vision - the ability to see inside of a client's body and spot muscle imbalances, postural distortion patterns, and functional movement deficiencies.
2. Super Hearing - the ability to listen to a client's problems, no matter how mundane and uninteresting they seem, and always respond with a one liner that will blow your mind.
3. Flight - the ability to fly.
1. a cheerleader with a clipboard
1. There are none
Client: "I stopped having sex with my husband because he gained a lot of weight. Now I'm having sex with my Supertrainer."
Prices shown in USD.
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