There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.
Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!
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