Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.
Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!
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