A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.
This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed
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