Someone who, when on facebook, updates their status multiple times so that thier status updates are within 2 updates of one another. This generally happens when someone is on facebook way to often and their status should in fact always be "isert name" is On Facebook.
Calvin is the status fiend
update: Calvin is Sleepy
update: Calvin feels like going to bed
update: Jim Took the which power ranger are you quiz he is the red ranger.
update: Calvin wants to be the pink ranger
update: Mary has to sleep
update: Calvin is sighing off
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