1. A crazed douche whose country would have been better off under Hitler.
2. His hatred of capitalism can be traced to the fact that he lost his nads to an industrialized blender mistaking it as a pleasuring machine.
3. A man who blamed communism's failure on perceived "rich" people or upper class, and measured Russia's success in the amount of "bourgeious" killed.
Secretary: How many did you kill today Stalin?
Stalin: Only 3,000. Hey. It's been a stressful day.
Secretary: You're losing it.
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