a voluntary first aid service
help,help i seem to have fallen over and twisted my knee. fear not young sir i am from st john ambulance, hold still whilst i apply this cold sponge to your general person. hey thats not my knee, thats my groin. young sir you are in a state of shock i am not a peado look i have a black uniform and a white armband you can trust me.
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