A diligent fry cook.
However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.
This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.
Sandy: "Hey Patrick, im gonna go fuck Spongebawb, that cute little critter, he is."
Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"
Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."
Prices shown in USD.
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