Moron at your local coffee joint blocking the condiment stand. All you want is a packet of sugar, but he stands there for 5 minutes fine tuning his extra large mocha fagachino with Splenda and skim milk.
I just wanted a little cream for my morning coffee, but this splendejo wouldn't move to the side.
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