The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:
S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume
Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness
Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic
The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:
Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."
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